Dearest Princess,
I’m sure you’ve figured out by now I am not coming to rescue you. I extend my deepest apologies and wish to give a brief explanation for my delay. Since your plea for help, I have discovered my true hatred for toads. Because you are an amphibian, I’m guessing my disgust would be carried over to you as well. If you are willing to wait four or five years, I may be a little more keen on kissing you, the Frog Princess.
Lovingly,
Prince Courben
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